Sarah Palin

I'm sorry, who? Sarah who? Governor of what state? Seriously? Alaska? Oh, I see. That state we nicknamed Oil-land. Or Land of Lotsa-Oil. I see where you are goin' with this, McCain. Get her on your ticket, and then we can get her to call her friends in Alaska, and we can get started on digging for all that oil. Yeah. I see.

But seriously. A VP candidate just for oil? I don't get it. And I'm being silly, in case you haven't noticed. I don't care who John McCain picks for VP. He could have chosen like, his hand with a face drawn on it, called him Mr. Stinky-fingers, and it would be about the same as choosing this Sarah chick.

I'm sad to say it, but not really, B-Rock has got this thing locked, I think. People are so easily suckered in by this guy, he must be related to Hypno-toad or something, because he's so CHARISMATIC! (Imagine me saying that while wildly flailing my hands about the sides of my face, and you will get the jist of my sarcasm.) John McCain puts me to sleep and makes me yearn for a Steven Segal movie to watch. B-Rock makes my jaw numb from clenching my lips together in puzzled disgust. A Change we can Believe in? What change is it exactly? Please be specific when you are talking about change. Because some changes require a bit of thinking and planning. A sex change, for instance. That's a change I don't really believe in. For myself, that is. So, no thank you in that area. Now, a change in foreign policy?? That would be SUPER! Get us the HELL out of all those other countries. Now that's a change!! Is B-Rock on that one? Oh, no, no, wait. That's not B-rock. That's RON PAUL!! And how about economic policy?? Is he going to get rid of all these sucky and unconstitutional taxes that are destroying the middle class and ruining small business? Is he going to change our monetary policy, take power away from the Federal Reserve Company that owns this country, and help our dollar get it's value back?? Is that the change he is talking about??? Oh, no, it's not? That's not the positive change we can believe in that B-rock is foaming at the mouth about? That's RON PAUL's change?? Hmmm. That's interesting.

So, in reality, B-rock is talking about non-specific change that will amount to a heap of nothin', McCain isn't even trying to talk about any sort of change but is going to tow the Bush line straight into our demise, and well, Ron Paul is being heartily ignored by the media because if word got out, and it was understood by the masses, well, then we'd have our first president who can also deliver babies. That's multi-tasking. Just what this country needs.

We need a president who is going to really, actually make some change- BIG change. Not small change that really isn't change in any sort of sense, as in, you aren't going to feel it in your life, but you'll see it in the news and nod your head like, yeah, that's nice. NO.

1. We need to stop spending money in Iraq, and get the flippity flip out of there, NOW.
2. We need to find Osama Bin Laden and kill him, NOW.
3. We need to close our borders and make sure people are not getting in here illegally, NOW.
4. We need to balance this country's budget and take steps to correct our deficit, NOW.
5. We need to stop taxing people to death and take steps to get rid of income tax altogether, eventually.
6. We need to get rid of any amendments that overstep the jurisdiction of the states, like, um, Roe v. Wade.
7. We need to get rid of stupid big-government junk that doesn't do anything but spend money, we need to get people to take care of themselves at least a little bit, and not depend on government for every little thing, like uh, health care. You really want the idiots in Washington taking care of your medical needs?? Seriously? Give them a little bit of power, and they take it all. Haven't we learned this yet??? Hello, remember how Bush went to war with Iraq without getting Congress's approval? See how they just do what they want?? ALL of them, not just this GWB idiot. Or, no, they "do what they feel is right" and then we call them a maverick instead of a power hungry jerk doing whatever is best for his interests and the interests of his cronies. AAAAh! Let's listen to Thomas Jefferson! Let's scrap all the politicians we have now, and get all new ones!! Politics should not be a career. It should be a voluntary time of service to your country in which you are paid a modest, and when I say modest, I mean like, 30k a year, income. See how many jerks sign up to be a senator then. Bah! I hate them all!!!

Alright, now that I've got that out, I'll be ok. Until I accidentally turn on the tv to a news station and have to listen to their dumbness again. That's right. Dumbness. I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when the next moron is being sworn in to office.

They are both morons, people!! How can you NOT see this?? Are we all so wrapped up in our differences that we actually can't see we are being played?? Come ON! Liberal, Conservative- you know what, McCain and B-Rock are neither of those things. They are Libservatives, or Coniberals, if you will. They will not do anything to restore this country to our former glory. They will merely postpone our ultimate demise. Either of them. Larry or Curly. You choose, and it won't really make a difference, even though it seems like it is the difference between night and day. You have got the wool pulled tightly over your eyes, my friends. The next president is going to be a pud, and I can say this in all certainty, because regardless of who wins the election- they are both puds. The exact same level of pudness.

Oh I can't wait til this is over, seriously. No more passionate people rising up to support some idiot that doesn't deserve even the slightest bit of praise. What a waste of energy it all is. Not to mention money. Millions of dollars that could be used to say, fight poverty in this country, and it's used to put bumper stickers on people's cars, run the same frickin' commercial every 5 minutes, blow confetti out into a crowd...wow. Let's go read up on the fall of the Roman empire, and then be creeped out by what is happening in our country and how greatly it mirrors those last few decades of Rome. oooh, that sounds like fun.