More political mumbo jumbo

So, the sad day has arrived. Dr. Ron Paul has finally ceded to the mainstream media and political elite. He won't be president this time around. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna vote for him. We're callin' it the Write in Ron campaign. I just can't vote for anyone else. It would be wrong.
John McCain is so unbelievably boring he...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...what? Oh, sorry. What was I talking about? Oh yeah. McCain. Him in the White House is basically Bush in the White House. And we all know what Bush is like. Buhhhhhhhhhh!
And then there's Obama. Everybody is so excited about this guy. He's always talking about Change we can believe in. But he's never specific. Are we talking change like, back to the good old days of American prosperity, the likes of which we really would only see if Ron Paul were elected? Or are we talkin' bout change like when Hitler and his Socialist buddies took over Germany? Bottom line, I don't want my freakin' taxes raised!!! And that is what we'll all get with Obama. REGARDLESS of what he says. I don't believe a word out of any politician's mouth. How can I believe in Ron Paul then, you ask? Because he's an obgyn! A doctor! A doctor that delivers BABIES!! And I sure do love babies. So, yeah. Ron Paul. Not a career politician. That makes him a bazilliontrillionmilliongazillion times better than any of the other schmucks that have put their hat into the prez race.
So, the options 'they' have given us this go 'round are in general, very scary. McCain is about as exciting as having George Bush for another 4 years. Obama is just, well, come on. He's a single term senator, and now he wants to be president? That alone makes me fear him. Truthfully, the other reason I am rather apathetic is because, well, I've reached the point where I believe that all these guys are working for the same thing. It's all an illusion, this democrat/republican thing, but it keeps us occupied, so they can go about their real business of screwin' us big time. Seriously, if you don't see our government and all the men in it as one big club working toward a one-world-government, well, you'll be surprised I guess, by the coming events. I won't be. I predict our next president will be Obama, and our economy will tank, and he'll bring out the military state. Bring it on. God is with us. And by us, I mean not politicians.