Elekshun 08

Alright, folks. I'va bout had it with this junk. Srsly. It's got me all worked up that I'm writin' in txt speak. I want to bang my head against a wall for the next few weeks or so, until this circus has run its course. Srsly.

Here is the bottom-bottom, absolute zero, lcd, pit of the chasm line:

McCain is an old, fudderly, elitist geezer. He's done in my opinion. Ain't got a chance.
Palin, while she is very nice to look at and is fun to listen to when she's not saying the words "Maverick" or "Alaska", well, she's just that and only that. Good lookin', sassy, but not presidential material. Go home and focus on raising your infant, that sounds like a good idea to me, but you know, what do I know, I'm only the mother of two children myself.

Obama, folks, you just love him, don't you. He's black. He's young and hip. He looks like and talks like the hero you want. But, unfortunately, what you are falling for is the Anakin Skywalker syndrome. He's lookin' good right now, but once things get-a-goin, BAM! We's got Darth Vader in the White House. You think I'm jokin'? We'll see in 4 years. Because he's going to win, and then you all will be like, "Yaaay!" and then stuff will start totally sucking, and you'll be like, "I'm so confused" and we'll all say, "Duh, Obama is an a-hole" and you'll be like, "No, he's perfect in every possible way, it must be someone else's fault, let's find someone else to blame because Obama is so handsome and cool and hip and perfect...." And then we'll all be like, "Sigh. You are still dumb. I'm moving to the middle of nowhere to get away from you collassal morons that vote for morons and think there is actually a difference between McCain and Obama. Once again, THERE IS NO SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE. And when I say that, I mean in the effect they will have on this country. Their goals are actually very much the same. Obliterate us as a nation and get the whole one-world government thing on the move. Duh, people. Duh.


DUH!!!